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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I get mail; therefore I am.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.”

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