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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?".”
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