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“Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.”
dmg Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)
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“Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.”
Lyndon B. Johnson quotes (American 36th US President (1963-69). 1908-1973)
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“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.”
Paris Hilton quotes (American Model, Actress, Entrepreneur and Socialite, b.1981)
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“A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one”
Sam Rayburn quotes (American Politician and Lawyer. He was responsible for passage of New Deal legislation, 1882-1961)

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“Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one”
Sam Rayburn quotes (American Politician and Lawyer. He was responsible for passage of New Deal legislation, 1882-1961)
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“LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed. The question, "Is life worth living?" has been much discussed; particularly by those who think it is not, many of whom have written at great length in support of their view and by careful observance of the laws of health enjoyed for long terms of years the honors of successful controversy. "Life's not worth living, and that's the truth," Carelessly caroled the golden youth. In manhood still he maintained that view And held it more strongly the older he grew. When kicked by a jackass at eighty-three, "Go fetch me a surgeon at once!" cried he. --Han Soper”
Ambrose Bierce quotes (American Writer, Journalist and Editor, 1842-1914) Book: Devil's Dictionary quotes

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“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it”


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“Better to struggle with a sick jackass than carry the wood by yourself”
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“Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.”
Henry Louis Mencken quotes (American humorous Journalist and Critic of American life who influenced US fiction through the 1920s, 1880-1956)
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“To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all”
Karl Kraus quotes (Austrian Journalist, Critic, Playwright and Poet, 1874-1936)
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“The hardest thing to believe about the Bible is that there were only two jackasses in the ark”


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“Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all other philosophers are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.”
Henry Louis Mencken quotes (American humorous Journalist and Critic of American life who influenced US fiction through the 1920s, 1880-1956)
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jackass synonyms: bozo, cuckoo, cuckoos, geese, goof, goofed, goofing, goose, goosed, zany.

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