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“My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."”
Paula Poundstone quotes (American Comic, b.1959)
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“You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
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“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas”
Paula Poundstone quotes (American Comic, b.1959)
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“Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
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“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
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“When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
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“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”
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“Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.”
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“Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
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“I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.”
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Nationality American, English.	Gender Men, Women.
Occupation Actor, Writer, Lesbian Rights activist, Composer.	Born on year 1926, 1934, 1928, 1927, 1921...
Died on year 2003, 2000, 1998, 1983, 1982...	Born on day December_26, August_9, June_11, June_1, January_29...
Died on day October_30, May_9, May_28, January_10, February_1...

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