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“Charlotte: I thought he was gay!
Miranda: Uhh, yeah! Mr. Broadway has to go tinkle? That has to be the gayest sentence ever uttered.”

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“Lady: I've been waiting for two days and so far, no one's gotten in yet [the doctor's office].
Samantha: I was once told I wouldnt' be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well I did get backstage...and I blew him. [Silence] Excuse me... I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask...
Lady: I think we passed appropriate a few seconds ago.
Samantha: What kind of cancer do you have?
Lady: Breast.
Samantha: Breast! Me too. I'm curious...Do you have children?
Lady: I'm a nun.
Samantha: You have none.
Lady: No, no, no...I AM a nun. But that doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story.
Samantha: I thought that nuns had to wear...
Lady: Oh, I haven't worn a habbit in years.
Samantha: So then...you don't have sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Never had sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Ohh. [thoughtful silence] Just one more.
Lady: Go right ahead.
Samantha: Are you allowed to masturbate?
Lady: [thinking] I never asked. But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week.
Samantha: Happy to help.”

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“Samantha: Like it’s my fault! I shouldn't be punished for not having kids. I should be rewarded! Since when did kids become the Get Out of Cancer Free card? He's basically saying that I'm a whore who deserves chemo!!
Carrie: No, I...I don't think that's what he was saying.
Miranda: What I don't understand is.. if they got it all, why do you need chemo?
Samantha: Because he's an asshole.
Carrie: Evidently there could be something microscopic.
Samantha: Like his dick.
Carrie: Excuse me, do you have cancer or Turrets?”

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“Samantha: Who do you have to fuck to get chemo around here?”

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“Samantha: Give me my chart. I'm going to find some woman doctor, some hot woman doctor, who understands what this [female parts] is all about.
Doctor: I just meant statistically.....
Samantha: You're lucky to have touched my breasts.”

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