Thinkexist Quotations

My Account Help

Add the "Dynamic Daily Quotation" to Your Site or Blog - it's Easy!

Quotation:

“The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.”
Emo Philips quotes

Add to Chapter...

31-40 Quotations of 58

Users who liked this quote also liked:

“I was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, I was asked if I knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. I said, "I don't know... reelection to the Senate?"”
Emo Philips quotes
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas...”
Emo Philips quotes
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.”
Emo Philips quotes
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“I'm a great lover, I'll bet.”
Emo Philips quotes
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
Groucho Marx quotes (American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They don't know I'm only using blanks.”
Emo Philips quotes
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“When I was a kid, my goodness, corporate America was a bunch of stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be serious, and now it's stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be funny.”
Emo Philips quotes
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.”
Emo Philips quotes
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.”
Emo Philips quotes
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.”
sharon44 Robin Williams quotes (American actor)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

Suggested

> T-Shirt quotes
> funny quotes
> famous quotes
> movie quotes
> sayings
> proverbs
> funny sayings
> Inspirational Quotes
> Cute Quotes
> Friendship Quotes
> Motivational Quotes

ThinkExist.com Quotations
Privacy & Security Policy | Terms of Service | Advertise | About us | Press room | Contact us | Help
Copyright ® ThinkExist 1999-2016