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“Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.”
AlphaMale George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)

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“Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with”
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“If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him”
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“A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt”
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“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar”
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“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.”
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“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
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“The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.”
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“"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?”
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“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...”
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“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
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