Thinkexist Quotations

My Account Help

Add the "Dynamic Daily Quotation" to Your Site or Blog - it's Easy!

Quotation:

“Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)

Add to Chapter...

31-40 Quotations of 155

Users who liked this quote also liked:

“If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious!”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“Is it weird in here, or is it just me?”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“You can't have everything. Where would you put it?”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
Similar Quotes. About: Funny quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
Similar Quotes. About: Doing Your Best quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“Black holes are where God divided by zero”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

Suggested

> T-Shirt quotes
> funny quotes
> famous quotes
> movie quotes
> sayings
> proverbs
> funny sayings
> Inspirational Quotes
> Cute Quotes
> Friendship Quotes
> Motivational Quotes

ThinkExist.com Quotations
Privacy & Security Policy | Terms of Service | Advertise | About us | Press room | Contact us | Help
Copyright ® ThinkExist 1999-2016