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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe problem with political jokes is they get elected.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteAny man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteScientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteNever under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

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