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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

 Mahatma Gandhi quotes (Indian Philosopher, internationally esteemed for his doctrine of nonviolent protest, 1869-1948)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm.
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 George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteEvery child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever fresh and radiant possibility

 Kate Douglas Wiggin quotes (American children's Author and Educator who led the kindergarten education movement in the United States. 1856-1923)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHumor is tragedy plus time

 Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteMy outer child is holding my inner-adult hostage

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteDon't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
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 Dr. Seuss quotes (American Writer and Cartoonist best known for his collection of children's books. 1904-1991)

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