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“How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”
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“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.”
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“I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!”
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“Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.”
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“'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?”
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“You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”
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“I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!”
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“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
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“It [YVAN EHT NIOJ] doesn't mean anything! It's like 'ramalamadingdong' or 'give peace a chance'!”
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“Trying is the first step to failure”
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“Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.”
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